Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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