these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
smell my finger.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
