just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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