So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
porn star boner night. come get it.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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