i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Randomize
