At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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