so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
high people should be assigned attendants
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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