i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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