the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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