Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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