So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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