I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
she pinky promised me she was 18
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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