I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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