What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Man, jail baloney is awful.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I am one with the molecules
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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