I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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