I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
pray to the hookup gods
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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