she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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