i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You surviving the open bar?
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So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
this hospital has no fireball
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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