More tranny stories later!
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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