Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
What a dumb baby whore.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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