Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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