i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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