508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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