Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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