508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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