if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize