ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize
