kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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