I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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