And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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