do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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