drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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