Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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