so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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