I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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