My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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