Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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