Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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