Sorry, I don't speak sober.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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