Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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