Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
they're like a gay fantastic four
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I lost the right to judge tonight
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
