wat bout pragnant strippers??
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
We don't watch enough power rangers
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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