Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
this just has baby written all over it
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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