i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
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