You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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