Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
You're earring is so big in my mouth
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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