I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
