so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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