Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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