That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
please don't ironically join a cult
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