this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
