Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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